Barisan National,part of the election every 5 years.Now with new logo and future.

Our National car,Proton Saga or else also known as "Bendan Shagua"(stupid idiot) in Cantonese.With high class logo,nameless car plate number,and with rude people inside,what else more can we ask for from this nabeh company?

Our Malaysian No.1 wrestler,Badawi...sibeh pro right?With his 2 big watermelon muscle and yellow short banana with 2 red cherries below,this wrestler is sure to win the show.

OMG !! Its Badawi in Borat form,holy shit.What has happen to this world?Haha,this is a little complimentary edited picture from me.Hope you enjoy the ugly-ness,stupidness,crappiness of this picture.Be sure to vomit after looking at it or else I would say ur NOT human.

The Blockbuster of the year with this 2 latest movies

Stupid Ranger Jackass Force or Power Ranger Mystic Force?This latest movie will soon be released in Malaysia on the 25th of March 2008.Prices are RM29.95.But I do have 1 warning for all you home watchers,do not and I repeat DO NOT let you children or younger ones see this.Contains Mild Violence,Mild Nudity,Mild Vulgarities and only to be watch at the age of 18+

Title : Stupid Rangers : Jackass Force

Story : Stupid Fool

Director : Malaysian Parliment Team

Starring : Abdullah Ahmad Badawi , Dr.Chua Soi Lek , Jeanne Abdullah , Hishamuddin and Unwar Ibrahim

Age suitable : 18+

Rape Wars XVII : Return of the Raping Chua is the 2nd movie going to released in Malaysia on the 26th of March 2008.This head spinning balls dropping sci-fi no-action movie is sure to thrill ur lazy balls.As the main character of the show,Dr. Yopa(Yoda from Star Wars,if you don't know) Chua.A single ticket for this movie in the following cinema is RM40,GSC (Golden Screen Cinemas) & TGC (Tanjong Golden Village).

Title : Rape Wars XVII : Return of the Raping Chua

Director : Dr.Chua Soi Lek

Starring : Dr Chua Soi Lek as Dr.Yopa Chua

Age suitable : 18+

Contents : Mild Violence & Mild Nudity

Here in Malaysia,there is this so called "everyday market(morning till night)" and its located in PJ (Petaling Jaya,google it if you dont know)known as Petaling Street.The reason im posting it up without any edits is because im not here to talk bad about this market (really la,dun gimme that dulan look).In this place,you can get real bargainable prices for cheap imitaions (they do look real,I bet on it).You can find lots of not-so-clean yet not-that-bad food here,prices are cheap.But I've gotta tell ya,this place STIINKSS (and I mean it,dun gimme that happy looking smile).Im serious,for those who live in Malaysia and haven been here,I really have nothing to say but to encourage you to come here(if its possible,try bringing a mask,it may help at a certain extent).And also,my friends favaurite place,the 'Pirated DVD stall',here in Petaling Street,DVDs can be found EEEVERYWHERE.65% of them sells 'blue' DVD(google it if u dunno,and when u do,dont come back here telling me ur mom grounded u).People here sometimes are quite rude(not mentioning about this blog about the Prime Minister of Malaysia) but most of them are nice,willing to sell at a extremely low rate (i would say,atleast 45% cheaper than odinary market).For most Malaysian,I suggest the Asam Laksa/Fried Fish or known as Siu Yue in the Cantonese language(dulan hungry fellars dont go eat up everything,slap u then u know,joking la,eat all u wan).The worst part for the sellers of Petaling Street is when it rains,well..almost every market have problems when it rain,but hey,I might be wrong,who knows those sellers are dumb enough to sell electronics under the rain or play in the rain.Lastly,at night,I suggest going home/coming here with a company of atleast 2.Its rather dangerous at night as there will be snatch cases,rape (dont get horny here) and many other rediculous stuff.As always,safety 1st,dont let stupid retarded molesters come after u(kick them in the nuts if u have too,like what happen to Dr Chua Soi Lek).

As you all can see,Malaysia is rich with natural resources(i would say kanasai resources la) but they are dumb enough not to maximize and capitalize their natural products(thats y i say,useless one,waste money and land space only,keep cow better than this plantaion,atleast can eat).What to do,government not smart enough to export all this natural resources with a high price but instead import oversea products at a expensive price.

Woot,here comes the Diva 2008 from Malaysia.Give it a round of applause(right...).If this is "person" goes to Miss Universe,Miss "Galaxy",Miss Asia or whatsoever,do you think she can win?Vote now! but don't get a headache or vomit after she won the title.

Now,skipping Malaysian politics for a while (kinda out of idea),heres a little king kong picture,as you all can see,I added the word "Dulan" over there,most of u might be wondering whats the meaning of it.Don't worry,I will post a new topic about the word "Dulan"

Fashion of the year 2008 (perhaps not)

Bucket replacing songkok (a so called 'hat' for the muslims).Does it look beautifull? Naa....look like a sibeh dulan a-hole with a retarded smile...looks even worst on him...

As you all can see,this is our Economy Bank Share.Looks like a falling peice of shit eh?Well,its true,thats what it is.Thanks to all the stupid poor government,economy has been falling like shit.Sibeh dulan this ppl,all bank worker showing dulan faces at us when you dont wanna deposit money.

I believe Dr.Chua Soi Lek uses these to make his"coconuts and banana tree" bigger.






Esctasy pills are taken before sex,how stupid of him...dulan n00b
















Dr Chua Soi lek was too stupid to know what to do with viagra..so he took a needle and poke his "coconut" and it became like this

This is the Malaysian Ministry of Health Dr.Chua Soi Lek

Dr.Chua Soi Lek(i wont call him DR anymore cuz his fired his ass off his job)has recently had an affair with someone.His action has been recorded by some Sibeh Pro Guy and was released all around Malaysia.News Headlines,TV,even Newspapers.This untoughtfull act should not be the way for a Health Minister.His a sibeh disgrace to the Chinese Political Community or AKA MCA (Malaysian Chinese Assosiation).Sibeh dulan leh this guy,his video can be found in quite alot of sites,although I'm not mentioning any,but u could use the "Most People's Best Friend,Google".

As the Ministry of Education of Malaysia,I sure love to swing this dulan dagger around,for "Allah" ! We must fail the students taking UPSR/PMR/SPM (not cursing those who are currently taking this exams).You fucking faggot,as the MoEoM,do your job properly and provide us with quality education.As we are talking global economy,Malaysia's economy is real bad,basically its because we don't have a good foundation when we are in school,and its all because of the Faggots of Malaysia,Ministry of Education or should I say Ministry of Faggotation.

A kid ask : " y do u hav a songkok on ur head?"
Ministry : "bangang betul,kau kata aku suck cock ya?"
Kid : "nonononono....tidak,aku bukan maksu..."
Ministry : "gi matilah si bodoh chi bai ni"

Faggot of Malaysia

This is my Dulan face.
Do I look dulan or what?As the Prime Minister of Malaysia...I look extremely dulan.Curse me all you want..I'd love to go home and suck air.

Datuk Seri Abdullah bin Haji Ahmad Badahwi which is the Malaysian Prime Minister has been sucking air since he ever was a Prime Minister.The reason is because he lost his wife,depression,and emotional.This facts were stated to know the truth about Malaysian Prime Minister as he is an asshole.Economy basis,farming industries,factories and many more has been corrupted by this useless "Animal-Being".He should just step down as the Prime Minister as he can't do his job properly.He said it was for FUN as being the Prime Minister,isn't that crap?As for all my disrespect for the Malaysian Prime Minister,and as for all I care about him,he should 100% step down as the Prime Minister and be a normal citizen,don't be greedy and work hard for your life,don't think life is simple.